Recently I went back to Zhihu to read, and the previous poster has another great article!

On the night of the Ghost Festival on August 18, I went out for dinner. When I returned home, I saw a shadow standing outside my door.

"Brother, are you okay?"

"Ahem, don't you know what I am?"

"It must be a ghost."

"Then why aren't you afraid?"

"Ghosts used to be humans, and humans will always become ghosts. What is there to be afraid of? We are all brothers in the four seas, and the same in the three realms. I see that your face is pale. It seems that you haven't eaten in a few days. Why don't you come in and have a cup of tea? ."

"I'm not polite, but I'm more used to drinking this year, are you?"

"No problem, please do."

"What is Bud Light? Does Moutai have it?"

"Don't be too picky and keep up with the trend of the times."

"Okay, let's take this opportunity to admire the moon and chat. The bougainvillea is blooming in full bloom outside the balcony. I wonder what's going on with the poster's luck?"

"Ah, it turns out we invited a pervert."

"Anita Buddha, form is emptiness, emptiness is form. When a ghost has been practicing Buddhahood for a long time, where did the donor say it?"

"But to be honest, the girl I happened to be attracted to was not only from a Buddhist family, but also from a famous military family. I was afraid that I would not be able to reach her."

"Do you really have such a great background? How do you interpret this?"

"Every time I go out, I always command three thousand Guanyin soldiers. Not only are they well-defended, but they are also carefully selected. Aren't they descendants of a Buddhist family and a famous military family?"

"Maybe it's connected to construction groups and restaurant chains!"

"Where to start?"

"With such a high arrogance and so much prestige, if you don't engage in big businesses such as construction and restaurants, why is it necessary?"

"Brother Gui is exaggerating, but to be honest, now I feel like playing hard to get in Thirty-Six Strategies, but as a man, it's not a big deal if I chase after a PUA and get tricked by PUA. In fact, I quite appreciate her subconscious plan. It seems that a certain amount of research has been done on the color of clothing, hairstyle and jewelry, drink selection, and even the use of words; after all, not many people are willing to pay attention to details these days, which is what makes her innocent and cute. Even so, if this continues, There is no other way. I see that she is pitifully slow in testing, and her progress has stagnated even after selling out her flaws. After all, Brother Gui also knows a lot about life. Do you have any suggestions?"

"It's not difficult. Is this a matter of three views or a matter of body measurements?"

"Can you be more serious when you come to my house as a guest?"

"I'm serious, my good intentions were struck by lightning! Things like three views are easy to pass by. In the end, measurements are the most important. I am a ghost, and I follow the ghost way. You are still a human being. Naturally, what you should do is human way. It is natural and right. You still have to do this? If you don’t understand, you’re living this life in vain!”

"It's better to rely on yourself than to rely on ghosts. I don't know whether the personality incompatibility is true or false, but in the end, everyone has his own strengths and weaknesses. If you don't talk about many things, it doesn't mean you don't know. If you want to accuse social anxiety, it is better to assume that you don't want to say unnecessary words. Have a wide social circle and speak loudly. There is no doubt that he is strong, and it is natural to be strong, but there are many definitions of strong. To tell you the truth, when a person can do most of the serious things that need to be done by himself, why bother to waste so much effort and bother others to play gongs and drums to join in the fun? Jing Isn't it okay to pass the battle quietly and return to camp to drink tea? I have also played the role of vanity. 'True' is not a synonym for 'stupid', and 'sincerity' does not mean 'stupid'. In fact, all I want in my company is basic morality. , it’s not a problem to ask for half of me, everything can be discussed, big things must be discussed, I’m afraid the opportunity will be missed.”

"Gui agrees. What the poster said makes sense."

"Actually, I don't want Lao Wang to sell melons, but based on the objective conditions, if you make up your mind and work hard to recruit directly, it is not difficult to find a few beauties; or you can recruit some more open-minded people to show off, but to be honest, I’m still unworthy of using this method, so why bother? I’m only stuck on one obsession, which is respect for fate. I’ve been with you for twenty years, and how many people do you know?”

"Ha, seeing through too much when you are young is a great tragedy in life. The time has come, I should go back, brother and comrade, see you later!"

"I don't dare to accept this and accept it."

"But I still have to say, your wine sucks."

"If you want to go back to the underworld, go back quickly. Do you want me to drive you there?!"