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Wednesday, Nov 09, 2016 - 22:30 SGT
Posted By: Gilbert
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The Smoke Rises From The Capitoline
Annuntio vobis gaudium magnum
HABEMUS DEUS CAESAR PRAESES!
(Sources: newsmax.com, aoc.gov, pulitzercenter.org)
Oh, there're plenty of analyses in store, but yes, we knew all along. A short reading list of blog posts from the past year:
- 6-12 Dec 2015: Rak Talk, Trump Of The Will - in which we might have mildly disrespected the GOD-EMPEROR in our first looks at the elections; forgive us, O GOD-EMPEROR, for our mind was weak, and we yielded to temptation, and listened to of liars
- 20 Dec 2015: A Few Reviews - in which we were edified by the GOD-EMPEROR's honesty
- 17 Jan 2016: Innovia Fragmenta - in which the GOD-EMPEROR's ascendance was first recorded
- 10 Feb 2016: Monkey Business - in which the GOD-EMPEROR began his inexorable march to victory, over his foes on this Earth, such that our faith grew
- 14 Feb 2016: Gift Of The GEB - in which our puny minds, by grace of TRUMP, first began to comprehend the barest fragments of the perfection of his design
- 23 Feb 2016: Bow To The Master - in which our enlightenment continued, as the GOD-EMPEROR vanquished the Bushes
- 29 Feb 2016: Pregame Entertainment - in which a blessed vision of the future, metaphorically sited in a wrestling ring, was granted
- 6 Mar 2016: War Of The Worlds - in which the knowledge of past and present, of what was and what is, became clear to our understanding, as a dark veil lifted from our eyes; we became true believers
- 13 Mar 2016: Reading Moves - in which the GOD-EMPEROR's destiny to throw down the corrupt kings of this world on behalf of the lambs, was revealed
- 16 Mar 2016: Last Days Of Empire - in which a certain Barack Obama's premonitions are described
- 19 Mar 2016: Convo Over Coffee - in which the final battle against She Who Arises In Corruption would begin in earnest; more wrestling visions
- 24 Apr 2016: And So It Begins - in which the GOD-EMPEROR continues upon his hero's journey; the appearance of the Great Prophet of Kek, Scottadamus
- 1 May 2016: Stat, Stat! - in which the art of numerology was introduced, and in which John Oliver was renounced
- 8 May 2016: Men Against The Machine - in which complete dedication to the cause was pledged, as the GOD-EMPEROR proved himself the Chosen One, in besting a wayward Cruzsader, and securing the Red Kingdom as the font of his glory
- 15 May 2016: 7 Reasons Why TRUMP Will Be The Next POTUS - in which we read the signs in the inner temple, and made the call of ultimate victory
- 25 June 2016: Brexit! - in which the GOD-EMPEROR's European allies opened a second front
- 10-17 July 2016: Next Epoch, Here To Stay - in which the struggle with the Great Enemy continues; the GOD-EMPEROR anoints his archangel, as below none but himself
- 24 July 2016: Divine Providence - in which the GOD-EMPEROR announces himself; we are not worthy
- 4 August 2016: All Asplode - in which the Foe compels the GOD-EMPEROR to take on her Great Khan, under extremely unfavourable circumstances; the GOD-EMPEROR prevails anyway
- 8 August 2016: Of Illicit Substance - in which the aria of the GOD-EMPEROR's ambition is sung
- 13 September 2016: Je Suis Pepe - in which the Foe is beset by frogs, after cursing the population
- 21 September 2016: 仓鼠论政 - in which the GOD-EMPEROR transcends language and species boundaries
- 24 September 2016: The Explainer - in which the wisdom of the GOD-EMPEROR is disseminated to the masses, and a hamster affirms his eventual victory
- 16 October 2016: Grabbing Life By The Gender-Equal Organs - in which the second seal is broken, and the Foe is plagued by flies
- 23 October 2016: Monkey Business II - in which the GOD-EMPEROR talks the Foe down, even as her host resorts to necromancy - and far worse, bad mathematics - to boost their numbers
- 30 October 2016: This Mad And Maga World - in which the GOD-EMPEROR's legions prepare for the Last Battle, and a little bird brings portents of triumph
- 5 November 2016: The Final Stretch - in which the GOD-EMPEROR pledges to save the land and all within it, and makes his final call to the wicked, for there would be no redemption after this; FOR MAGA!
Next: Immediate Impact
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