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Tuesday, Sep 13, 2016 - 23:04 SGT
Posted By: Gilbert

Je Suis Pepe

"And the Lord spake unto Moses:
Go unto Pharaoh, and say unto him, Thus saith the Lord, Let my people go, that they may serve me. And if thou refuse to let them go, behold, I will smite all thy borders with frogs. And the river shall bring forth frogs abundantly, which shall go up and come into thine house, and into thy bedchamber, and upon thy bed, and into the house of thy servants, and upon thy people, and into thine ovens, and into thy Internets."

- Exodus 8 (updated for the new reality)


Ring the bell, people. It's over.


"They're racist, sexist, xenophobic..." (not again)


With all of the unabashedly liberal mass media, all of the incumbent establishment machinery, all of the favours accrued over decades in public office, and all of the Saudi oil money behind her, Hillary continues to slip up - and now, literally.

After dumping millions and millions in ad money and failing to pull away, her handlers finally got her to go on the offensive; and offensive it was, her fetid statement that half of TRUMP's supporters - proud Americans all - were "deplorables". Now, there's slamming individuals, but when a candidate publicly denigrates large swathes of the general public, it almost never turns out well: refer the "Romney 47%" gaffe, the obvious parallel that pundits immediately latched onto.

This, in my opinion, is exactly what is energizing the GOD-EMPEROR's supporters: any view not exactly in keeping with the SJW Party's flavour-of-the-time, gets shouted down and shamed by screaming scolds. Furthermore, digging into the data that HuffPo has tried to skew, the distinction between the rank-and-file of both parties is hardly as clear as she might imagine - for example, if she's using the Reuters poll as basis that half of TRUMP's supporters are Islamophobic as 58% of them have an unfavourable view of the religion, it happens that this is the case for 24% of her own people too, and there's barely any difference in opinions on increasing diversity, if that's taken as a proxy for racism.

So, she screwed up bigly, and had to apologize as the GOD-EMPEROR rightly willed... then went on to half-ass it. Meh.

Then again, she had always been unwell, so it might not be fair to lay too hard into a manifestly sick person. There are the successive blood clots to begin with, and of course the concussion in 2012 that had her not recognizing that the "C" label meant "classified". Does that sound like someone mentally able to be the President? And what of the recurrent seizures and coughing fits, that have left her unable to climb stairs unassisted? Why, it's nothing, she's in the pink of health - so her campaign repeatedly said.

They lied, of course.

Scott Adams hits it on the head, again

This deception would be exposed in the most public of manners. On a mild September morning in New York, at the 9/11 memorial service, she would have to leave prematurely, and ultimately be manhandled into a waiting black van. One could very charitably have bought into her campaign's "overheating" excuse... had her detail not acted as if they had seen it all before, and had the van not sped directly to her daughter's apartment instead of a hospital, as if they knew exactly what was wrong with her beforehand.

It took hours to revise the diagnosis to pneumonia, but given that prevarication and furtiveness has become her hallmark, it is only reasonable to suspect that she may be hiding other, worse, conditions. Furthermore, had it indeed been a surprise onset of pneumonia, why the heck was she up and about in the open, with her campaign going as far as to release a random cute kid (because the Secret Service would have allowed her to approach otherwise, yeah), to hug a patient suffering from a communicable disease?! Have they sunk that low?

Then again, it might not have been her after all, but let's not delve too deeply into that bit of fun.

It could only be described as an unmitigated disaster - all those years waiting Obama out, all that preparation, all that covering-up, and her poll numbers are tanking again - with TIME magazine going as far as to explore her replacement? It could not be! Increasingly desperate, Crooked Hillary flailed about, grasping for something - anything - to assault, something to arrest her physical and electoral decline.

And she attacked a cartoon frog.

A frog.


This is Pepe. Hillary Clinton called Pepe racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic. She called Pepe deplorable and irredeemable. This is Pepe.
(Source: i.sli.mg)


Pepe, my friends, is an innocent frog. Pepe has had a hard life. Born abroad, Pepe fled persecution and immigrated as a young child to one of the toughest neighbourhoods around, but Pepe worked hard. Despite the handicap of an ethnic minority name, Pepe acknowledged his heritage proudly, and soon stood out through raw hard work and hustle.

Pepe was everywhere, folks. Where work needed to be done, to get a point across, Pepe would be there. Pepe wore many hats. Pepe worked with his hands. There was no job too humble, no task too menial, for the indefatigable Pepe. Pepe has had his ups and downs, but Pepe has never asked for a handout, he has never claimed more than his fair share. All Pepe ever wanted, was to be a part of this Great Nation, to spread its timeless values, to improve it again.

What Pepe is today, he has toiled honestly for. Pepe arrived as a minority of colour, with nothing in his pockets but hope. And now, years later, Pepe is a star. Pepe is living proof that America is and remains a land of opportunity, regardless of provenance, regardless of species. Pepe and others like him have made immeasurable contributions to the entertainment industry, and the pursuit of liberty and happiness.

Pepe, my friends, is the picture of the American Dream.

We will not let an elitist, corrupt, out-of-touch politician sneer at the American Dream. We hold it self-evident that the good citizens of this Great Nation are free to treasure and support whatever being that they are so entitled to, human or frog as it may be. In attacking Pepe, the Democratic Party has revealed its true face. They are prasinophobic bigots against the amphibian class. We stand, now and forever, against this baseless discrimination from the hypocritical Left. Pepe is love. Pepe is life.

We are all Pepe.

"And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet."

- Revelation 16:13




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