Lecture Bingo Card #22009
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Lecturer reads entire slide word-for-wordStudent doing other modules' homeworkConsultation hours clash with other modules"Grades aren't important..."Projector
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Last lecture slide reads "The End" or "Good Luck""You've done this in (prereq module), right?""It is obvious that..."Same student answers three consecutive questionsLecturer recalls when he/she was a student
Lecturer unaware that slides not projected on screen"This won't appear in the exam..."Student obviously asleepLecturer spends over five minutes setting up presentationLecturer tries lame joke
"You don't need to copy this...""That's an interesting question."Student gaming on laptopLoud ringtone that lasts at least five secondsMicrophone failure mid-sentence
"It's really quite simple..."Entire slide lifted from course textbookMid-lecture break forgottenLecturer clearly incoherentLecturer recaps last lecture for half an hour