Lecture Bingo Card #61032 How to Play?
"So, how was the test/quiz?"	Loud ringtone that lasts at least five seconds	Lecturer recalls when he/she was a student	Consultation hours clash with other modules	"This won't appear in the exam..."
Lecturer reads entire slide word-for-word	Student obviously asleep	"Grades aren't important..."	Lecture hall less than half-filled	Projector /visualiser spoilt
"That's an interesting question."	"You've done this in (prereq module), right?"	"It's really quite simple..."	Lecturer tries lame joke	Student gaming on laptop
Microphone failure mid-sentence	Lecturer recaps last lecture for half an hour	Lecturer over ten minutes late	Lecturer unaware that slides not projected on screen	Lecturer clearly incoherent
Student doing other modules' homework	Last lecture slide reads "The End" or "Good Luck"	"You don't need to copy this..."	Mid-lecture break forgotten	Same student answers three consecutive questions