Lecture Bingo Card #1024 How to Play?
"It's really quite simple..."	"It is obvious that..."	Consultation hours clash with other modules	"You don't need to copy this..."	Lecturer spends over five minutes setting up presentation
"So, how was the test/quiz?"	"Grades aren't important..."	"You've done this in (prereq module), right?"	Loud ringtone that lasts at least five seconds	Lecturer tries lame joke
"That's an interesting question."	Lecturer clearly incoherent	Lecturer's laptop screen 75% filled with icons	Last lecture slide reads "The End" or "Good Luck"	Lecturer recalls when he/she was a student
Microphone failure mid-sentence	Lecturer asks and fails to get a response	Same student answers three consecutive questions	Mid-lecture break forgotten	Student gaming on laptop
Student doing other modules' homework	Lecturer recaps last lecture for half an hour	Lecturer unaware that slides not projected on screen	Projector /visualiser spoilt	Entire slide lifted from course textbook