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- + hamsters - Mr. Ham G. Bacon, President, Web Designer and all-around odd-job hamster here! As this blog's customer service representative, I have got to apologize for the conduct of Fake Bert a few days ago. My goodness! I would have got onto it sooner, too, had I not been completely tied up with all this work that's coming along, including fulfilling my duties as official hand wipe during football matches. Did you watch the eight goal thriller between United and Gamba Osaka in the Club World Cup? That was fabulous! Yes sirree, it's a hard life for a hamster out here. The benefits aren't anything to shout about, but we do what we have to get food in the belly, teehee. To cope, I've developed some foolproof strategies against the big bad corporate machine:  Tip 1: Play dead when your colleagues approach you  Tip 2: Get wasted at the office pantry after a hard ten minutes of work (Editor's note: Nope, can't tell which side is up either) Tip 3: Train yourself so that you can perform job-related functions in your sleep. The hand-waving here got me through hours of receptionist duty But back to the main point - I am so pleased to inform our dear readers that I had been assigned to castigate Fake Bert for his absolutely inappropriate post. And from the firm and reassuring way he squeezed me and then left me upside down in a toilet roll for a couple of hours, I am absolutely sure that he has taken heed of this warning. Don't let his act get you, however - deep down, he's a nice guy like me too! Next: Back To Me
C.Wenhoo said... Hi Ham, I would like to ask you, if you pass a +x electron into a Stern-Gerlach apparatus oriented with polar angle 32 degrees and azimuth 50, then you make a measurement on the out-going electron, what is the probability of obtaining the electron in the +y direction?
C.Wenhoo said... eh by the way can i call u Ham Ji
Ham G. Bacon said... Yeah can, just remember to say my first and middle name every time you say bye to me
Fish F. Chips said... I regret to inform you that Ham G. Bacon appears to be dead, again. You might want to try back next breakfast, as he usually resurrects abou... AHHHH GHOSTTTTTTT!!!!!
Terrorist said... Ham G. bye
Ham G. Bacon said... Um, hi! I'm not sure if this comes under blog customer service, but since my personal motto is Satisfaction Guaranteed (unless it's time to eat), I put up a Yahoo! Answers listing promising lots of licks if somebody answered, but no one did. Sob sob. And by the way, I would be so honoured to be called Ham Ji! Thanks!
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