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- changelog - rants - changelog v1.14b --------------- * Comment bug that truncated all comments after the first quotation mark fixed. To my dear fans, the hamster ones and not the human ones, I, Mr. Ham G. Bacon, am very upset. I had trusted my nominal guardian, and regarded him as a friend. Never mind the squeezing, hand wiping and using me to wipe tables. What's getting soaking wet between friends? I didn't even complain when he sent the ghost of Mr. Fish to hound me for my blog post yesterday, nor murmur when I discovered a copy of How to Fossilise Your Hamster on his table. But get this: As I was busy typing my assigned blog post - at a pittance, mind - I chanced upon the ultimate betrayal. He was playing MouseHunt! He even had the cheek to blog about it last December, which I would have noticed had I not slacked off on doing my post-reviews! Of all such games on Facebook, he had to play MouseHunt, notwithstanding the feelings of rodents everywhere. He could have played Fish Wrangler, since I have no affection for those slimy things, but no, he had to insult my species. (Well, technically I'm clearly not a mouse per se, and it goes without saying that hamsters are much cuter and more adorable than the common mouse, but it's not their fault that our poor cousins are born with such ugly long tails and mean faces, is it?) Still, that wretched game is an affront to all rodentkind, and I stand in solidarity with my inferior mouse comrades in protest. Some of the pet food is cast, and I'll be throwing down a gauntlet as soon as I find one lying around. Turnabout is fair play, and thus I have programmed a new Facebook game called HumanHunt.  HumanHunt Prototype Screenshot (Click to enlarge) Not feeling so smug now, eh, humans? How do you feel now that hamsters everywhere will be checking back every fifteen minutes, to call the Hunter's Handphone and see if some puny human has fallen into one of our ingenious traps? And once I take the game public, I'll buy a nice cage for myself somewhere and be free of your dictatoria... hey, put me down! Not again, it's none of my business that you spilt your fruit jui... ahhhhhh it's freezing cold! Brrrrrrrrr. What's this? A note from the Traitor to Hamsterkind to include his $100 Challenge update? Never! Shall I be accessory to the whims of a human tyran... "or no dinner?" Ah, playing hardball, I see. Very well, but I do it at my own pleasure. Hamsters and other rodents of the world, arise! Until breakfast, at the bare minimum! $40 on Man United (-1.5) vs. Birmingham (at 1.67) $10 on Man United 2, Birmingham 0 [Exact Score] (at 6.00) Next: Davydov And Pratchett
anonymous said... the amount of free time you have on your hands is diabolical
Mr. Ham G. Bacon said... Well, I am a hamster, after all...
anonymous said... u are a chee bye lah
Mr. Ham G. Bacon said... Impertinent anonymous human! Our (small and furry) day shall come!
lwei said... serious eh. u too free alr.
Mr. Ham G. Bacon said... Note to self: next human to be featured on HumanHunt, lwei.
anonymous said... careful next time need to drive taxi
Mr. Ham G. Bacon said...  ah u scared anot ah ah
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