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- + hamsters - Greetings to all on this auspicious conflation of the Lunar New Year and Valentine's Day, which must impart a rosy outlook for chocolate-covered bak kwa (hint hint). I, Mr. Ham G. Bacon, shall be your guest blogger for the day, as my human guardian is off mining for red packets, which I would have disapproved of if they did not translate to food for me, at least potentially, and my deceased-but-no-less-irritating colleague Mr. Fish is off trying to set fire to a Ferrari somewhere. Due to my diligent self-upgrading and involuntary dieting, I have found myself more attuned to the cosmos, and acquired the psychic discipline of telepathy; By closing my eyes and concentrating very very hard, I have found that I am able to communicate over vast distances through sheer force of will! For some reason, this is most often successful when I stand on a mystical black slab that I found lying around and paw some of the numbers on it, but I am now completely accustomed to the ringing tone that signifies a triumphant conclusion to my profound meditations. A more spiritually uplifting experience I have yet to encounter.  Mr Ham (on left) makes first contact with the HamTire I will leave my irresponsible guardian to settle his own problems (something trivial about "phone bills", or so I hear), and continue with my delvings into the mysteries of this world... wait, what's that? A fellow hamster? Thank goodness, I was wondering if I would ever get past the "wong-lumber-buh-bai" stage of my studies! <HamTire> Harlow. I'm so excited! I'm so excited! <xXxHamsomeStud96xXx> Hiiiiiiiiii <HamTire> Intro 1/m/bedok? <xXxHamsomeStud96xXx> sigh ***xXxHamsomeStud96xXx is now known as MrHam*** <MrHam> 3/m/jurong Maybe if I concentrate harder next time, it'll be a female. Not that I have anything better to do now... <MrHam> hows d human cny for u sfar? <HamTire> not good <HamTire> one of them is prodding me around my cage. has he no shame <MrHam> i understand the feeling <HamTire> lemme send you a foto of his mug Hmm? Eh... the black slab is glowing! I must have transcended into the next level of hamster consciousness! Um. Isn't that my human guardian? What the... <HamTire> i think hes trying 2 grab mi <MrHam> humans r lousy lk that <HamTire> oh i dunno <HamTire> i cn smell another hamster frm his palms <HamTire> smells lk a skinny sellout <MrHam> WTF <MrHam> u think u very fat issit <HamTire> as a matter of fact yes <HamTire> lemme send u sum pics  MMS_Attachment_1 <HamTire> check out my flabs, baby (no homo) <HamTire> they call me the michelin ham <HamTire> thus d nick ...now I know why the human guardian's whipping himself into shape.  MMS_Attachment_2 <MrHam> okok enuff alr <MrHam> so is he still trying <HamTire> yah <HamTire> i m hiding but somehow he manages to find me  MMS_Attachment_3 <MrHam> dey are relentless lidat <MrHam> it is but a matter of time <HamTire> nooooooooooooooo <MrHam> but if u play ur cards right, u cn get something out of it <MrHam> hold out for food. special food <HamTire> but... wouldn't i be a sellout to hamsterkind too? <MrHam> which century r u livin in? <MrHam> we call it pragmatic politics now <HamTire> ah ok got it <HamTire> mmm... rice doesn't taste bad after all <MrHam> give them ur cute face, they cant resist that <HamTire> like this?  MMS_Attachment_4 <MrHam> not bad, not bad @ all <HamTire> actually i learnt abt this in sch <HamTire> a book called haminal farm i think <MrHam> its the difference between theory and practice <MrHam> so would u rather keep your principles and grow thin, or discard them and prosper?  MMS_Attachment_5 <HamTire> tt's easy! <MrHam> glad 2 c u r true hamster <HamTire> happi new yr 2 u 2! Next: Mister Ham Passes On
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