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- + hamsters -  Well, it had to happen. When I didn't feel like munching on a cashew nut, it could only mean one of two things - either I had rediscovered my hamster-pride, or I was dying. The most cursory of soul-searches revealed that I was as unscrupulous as ever, so it meant that my time was up. Two years and two months ain't too bad for a dwarf hamster, and the variety of food was okay - all the sunflower seeds you can eat, honey stars, and table scraps once in a while, even the occasional drop of beer and wine. I've had it all. So, the final question was, would I get my own comic like Mr. Fish did? Obviously, I didn't want the human guardian to mess it all up, and therefore I had been spending my days penning the script (or a "name" as the Japanese name them). I was clueless about the subject material for a time, but then it struck me - why, it would be my (slightly embellished) autobiography, of course! I guilt-tripped him into doing up the cover (see above), but the incompetent human spent a full couple of hours on it (fully digital, using Corel Painter) after discovering that his old tablet didn't work any longer; As being dead hasn't done anything for my lack of patience, I shall give a sneak preview of some of the monologues: 世人曆代皆羨慕着凶猛的野兽 什么龙啦虎啦雄狮黑豹凤凰的 为鼠的似乎永远也抬不起头来 但我就是不願；承受着这一切 [Note: Sketches of abovementioned creatures, back image of wistful hamster] ... 问世人感觉得到我的霸吗？ 问世人感觉得到我的狂吗？ 我开着口，就能吞食天地； 我滚着走，来个翻天覆地； [Note: Silhouette of hamster against setting sun] ... 自成名后，我走遍天下，也不曾遇上对手 从笼东处，至终极北处，甚至登天踏云时 方圆十厘米内，更霸绝一方 但无敌的孤寂，却离我不去 不练即能，钻砂循地 初年功成，破纸扑壁 如日方中，嚼铁為趣 最后察觉，为时不宜 ... Next: That's It?
anonymous said... SSSS
Mr. Ham G. Bacon said... SSSS what SSSS hurry up and burn more stuff for
anonymous said... sorry, because of al gore i cannot burn anything for you burn in hell mwahahaha
Mr. Ham G. Bacon said... next time u come i dun share my thermal hot spring wif u liao
anonymous said... dun lidat leh, give chance leh, hot spring so big, u one hamster also dun take up much space..
Mr. Ham G. Bacon said... size dun matter any more here
anonymous said... miniature giant space hamster?
Mr. Ham G. Bacon said... yah they have the stats here: 
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