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Saturday, Dec 18, 2010 - 16:55 SGT
Posted By: Gilbert

Tis De Season To Be Hammy

Ham J. D. Burger in da hamshion! Yo i would've skipped dis gig had da man not fixed me up wif here new cool ghetto digs, u getcha drift? Peace, ham.

Sos i bit after i wuz squeezed fer some mad jigs by Da Man (whos trying to keep us here hams bros down, getchit?), and i was like, all p*ssed and s**t. Whaddya dey expect from us hams, right, alright, bro? Youse wanna big letters' and s**t in the right places, u give a bling box like them kids in Oregon got, yeah?

But well da man got some homies going to Tokyo, like, Japan for real, not the takeout place down the street, yeah, and he gave word that there's gravy in it for me, see, so we're good now, yeah. Bro. Yeah.

You peeps gonna get a rundown of de goods from de gogogo place (if u gotta ask, u wun getchit), yeah.


Wat de...


Quit messin' wit me, man. Dis ain't even fer me. 0/10. U can stick this wit yer crummy new Tokyo Hard Rock Cafe T-shirt to go wif yer old Seoul one.


Yay cable


Oh wow sweet Japanese gear. Da man came through here! Can't be ballin' without a big TV set, yo! Party's on me the next Hamsterball Bowl rolls alo...


NOT FUNNY


F**k you, man. F**k you.

Last chance, dis betta be good, or i'll haf me bros on yer ass.


Crampin' my style abit


Alright, man, a waterless jacuzzi! Props, man, but wrong color.


Shape looks about right


And u say dis is sushi? Now yer talkin'! Doin' lunch wif my bro...


Mmmmmmm




At P$1234.50/P$1450 after the Spurs-Chelsea draw. You got that right.

P$50 on Liverpool to draw Fulham (at 3.60)
P$50 on Birmingham to draw Newcastle (3.15)



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3 comments


anonymous said...

eh who the heck are these friends of fake bert who buy all these crap for fake bert's hamster but nothing for his bird (e.g. okamoto condom). u tell me why hamster more important than bird? why? is it u cut your cock into two damage your inside how you repair HOW YOU REPAIR????


December 23, 2010 - 14:41 SGT     

FAKEBERT said...



December 23, 2010 - 14:57 SGT     

FAKEBERT's bird said...



December 23, 2010 - 15:04 SGT     


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