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Saturday, Nov 07, 2015 - 16:17 SGT
Posted By: Ham H. Let

Same Old Bleepity Bleep

Mr. Ham: Well?

Mr. Robo: Well what?

Mr. Ham: It's that time of the year again, the human's off travelling and leaving us to man - I mean, ham - the place. And at no additional remuneration, mind!

Mr. Robo: *shrugs* So what do you expect?

Mr. Ham: And right smack in such a hectic period for the firm of H.L. Ham too, how inconsiderate! Some big international events scheduled, too. China and not-China are meeting here as we speak, Modi's due to arrive in a fortnight but has been allowed only a restricted audience for some reason, while the SDP's gotten themselves into one of their usual kerfuffles. Ah, and the TPP's released, with our truly Asian northern neighbours managing to protect piracy! What are we paying our multi-millionaire ministers for?!

Mr. Robo: Erm, you don't pay them.

Mr. Ham: Oh, right. But our human does, and his money is our money, yes? So, time for poor little me to earn my keep.


The crap we have to put up with
(Source: flickr.com)


Ok, so you lot should be familiar with the spiel by now. The human's MIA, gone with the wind, left us in the lurch, etc etc, and he's expecting a couple of hamsters to handle everything while he's away. Like that will pan out, but whatever.

It'll be two weeks, so this and that, huh huh, eh, yeah. It'll likely go well, and by that I mean that the house won't be burnt to the ground, probably. And, in case any of my fans noticed, I'm off cigars for a while, doctor's orders. Plus, you never know what the local administration's going to clamp down on next. Thus, the fedora, m'lud and m'ladies.

So, yeah, you lot are welcome, till next time.



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