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Tuesday, July 04, 2017 - 22:23 SGT
Posted By: Gilbert

Fourth Of July

"CNN and pro wrestling could not be more different. One is an entertainment venture that promotes over-the-top fictional narratives and rigs its fights. The other is the WWE, but whatever."

- Tucker Carlson



BEST PRESIDENT EVA
(Source: r/the_donald)


Today, we commend the Great United States of America for their sagacity in securing a man of unsurpassed leadership. As with Picasso, he broke and reworked conventional boundaries, and forever altered the direction of his art. As with Bubka, he brooked no credible mortal rival, and was circumscribed only by the sky above. As with Muhammad Ali, he floated and bobbed and weaved, untouched by the feckless blows of his inferior opponents. And, as with Kasparov - but better - his tactical genius on the political chessboard was second to none.

His love and courage in pursuing his ideals represents all that is great about America. We are fortunate to have him, and we, the veterans of the Great Meme War, salute him.

HAIL TO THE GOD-EMPEROR!

"The Ernest Hemingway Of Twitter"
[N.B. Recall our recognition of the birth of postmodernist politics]




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