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Sunday, Nov 19, 2017 - 22:11 SGT
Posted By: Gilbert

What Hath We Wrought

Mr. Ham: Human! Human! Am I glad you're here! Why, after the Bitcoin price blasted past US$8000 on this Thursda...

Mr. Robo: Erm, isn't that my line?

Mr. Ham: Just trying to lighten the mood a little. C'mon, cheer up! Why the long faces?

Me: I would think that you know very well, Mr. Ham, that pulling off your pants and mooning the assembled investors while yelling "Look at these beauts!" and "You know you want a piece of this, man!", is not exactly the best of ways to persuade them to take the plunge.

Mr. Robo: Well, the pitch did grab a lot of attention, to be sure.

Mr. Ham: See? I knew Mr. Robo would be the one to look on the bright side of things; keep it up, my dear coffee boy, and you'll soon be making up career grades on Mr. Ducky!

Me: *sighs* I suppose it was for the best.

Mr. Ham: Aw, we were always doing pretty well, and this way, I get to keep my butt. Really, I've grown rather fond of it over the years. Made some of my best picks with it, if you recall. Onwards and upwards, gents! Pip pip!



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