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Friday, Oct 01, 2021 - 20:13 SGT
Posted By: Gilbert

跑吧林跑

That's an internal job transfer done with, and this (minor) change in scenery might be a good time to review my regression in weight management:


Back to square meal three


Me: Well, this is slightly depressing. On the other hand, this presents a good opportunity to repeat the Keto diet experiment - reproducibility is the soul of science, after all.

Mr. Ham: Yeah, you're just a lazy glutton, human.

Me: Hard as it is to take, I can't say that you're entirely wrong; fortuitously, I'm also registered for a two-month team virtual run, which might help shed a few extra pounds... and I am expecting you to get into the spirit too.

Mr. Ham: Me and what available space?

Me: Uh, your running wheel? That's been in your home all along, as per hallowed tradition?

Mr. Ham: Never heard of the thing.

Me: ...It's the big round object at the back, looking in from the front door. Rotates around an axle in the middle. White main body, translucent brownish about the edges. You can't miss it.


Oh, you mean my rocking bed?


Me: Running wheel, yep.

Mr. Ham: Rocking bed.

Me: How did you ever imagine that was its intended function?

Mr. Ham: You just get on it and it gently lulls you to sleep with its sideways motion, what else could it be used for?! One of the few perks of these abominable lodgings; see, I have placed my bedding on it and everything.

Me: Actually, you get on it lengthwise, put one paw in front of the other, and like... just repeat the motion? Maybe this will be easier to explain with a video example, take a look.

Mr. Ham: That looks plainly obscene, and an affront to all that is good in the world.

Me: Running wheel, go.

Mr. Ham: Rocking bed.

Me: Rations cut.

Mr. Ham: This is discrimination! I'll set PETA on your ass!

Me: Wifi password change.

Mr. Ham: Tyranny!

[N.B. The conclusion of these negotiations remains pending.]



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